Well, the four – two humans, two animals – have simultaneously become the storied sensations of not just Springfield, OH, but even the presidential race thanks to the idiocy of Sen. Vance then followed up by Former Somebody Trump.

The two Bozos allege thousands of Haitian immigrants, who have become residents of the bucolic burg located west of Columbus, feast on feline fries and really, really hot hot dogs.

The increasingly demented Donald even blurted out the blasphemy during last week’s debate with Kool Kamala, which was observed by 67.1 million sets of human eyeballs and some unknown number of pairs from Man’s Best Friend, as well as many, many mannerless, mysterious meows owned by single, frustrated, sad, angry, lonely, lost, loser Cat Ladies.

Apparently, the Dimwitted Duo delighted in riding the dead horse of absurdity into the record books for single dumbest, disgusting diatribe that will deliver their deserved demise come Nov. 5.

They’re deader than a doornail; at the end of the trail; have self-destructed; done all of us Americans a great favor; not to mention the rest of the world as well.

And it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving pair of pugilistic pugs whose mugs soon will be like bugs to be swept under our rugs.

You’re welcome.