This is the man in charge of be world’s greatest military:
Mar. 3: “We won the war.”
Mar. 9: “We must attack Iran.”
Mar. 11: “We won. In the first hour it was over.”
Mar 12: “We haven’t won completely yet.”
Mar. 14: “Please help us.”
Mar. 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
Mar. 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
Mar. 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
Mar. 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar. 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.”
Mar. 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait.”
Mar. 22: “Iran is Dead.”
Mar. 24: “We’re making progress.”
Mar. 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
Apr. 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
Apr. 5: “Open the f*ckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”
