WARNING: A mutant coronavirus named Gubernatorious Imbecilious is spreading across the country, threatening to become pandemic. Originating earlier this year in the Texas governor’s office – infamously known as the “Laboratory of Bad Government” – the brain-eating virus escaped, is now drifting unchecked on the political winds and has already infected occupants of governorships in […]
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