WARNING: A mutant coronavirus named Gubernatorious Imbecilious is spreading across the country, threatening to become pandemic. Originating earlier this year in the Texas governor’s office – infamously known as the “Laboratory of Bad Government” – the brain-eating virus escaped, is now drifting unchecked on the political winds and has already infected occupants of governorships in Florida, Idaho, Iowa, Nebraska and South Dakota. An early indicator that your governor, too, might be coming down with Gubernatorious […]
The Odd Virus Attacking Republican Governors
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