BY KAREN WEBB

Give me a minute … I just have to get a handle on this.

The evangelical Christians have decided to back the Joseph Smith/Ayn Rand ticket?

Atlas Shrugged and Jesus wept. No, Jesus is sobbing.

Romney really wants to stop getting questions about his taxes. Ayn could have based The Fountainhead on Romney. Dick Cheney is on video saying he worships Paul Ryan.

There must be something in there for all sides to hate.

If elected it will be another GOP administration with a puppet to sign the papers and a really mean puppet-master in control from the VP office.

Ryan may look the guy you to ask you to the prom, but that budget makes Simon Legree look like Mother Teresa.

His budget is Ayn Rand, not Jesus Christ.

Do they know Ayn Rand was a Russian atheist? I have a lot of friends who think an atheist would be great in the White House, but I am not sure this is the kind of atheist influence they would want.

Ryan quotes Ayn way more than he quotes scripture.

– Karen Webb lives in Moore, OK and is a regular contributor to The Oklahoma Observer