BY RICHARD L. FRICKER
FROM: Richard L. Fricker
TO: Punxsutawney Phil
Gobblers Knob
Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania
Since you are the global expert on Ground Hog Day and shadows, I was wondering if you could clear up a couple of things.
Is it true, or just urban legend, that if Newt Gingrich emerges from his hotel room tomorrow and sees his shadow, there will be at least three more months of back-biting, virtual campaigning?
And, if he doesn’t see his shadow, does that mean he’s a vampire.
Thanks,
Richard
– Richard L. Fricker lives in Tulsa, OK and is a regular contributor to The Oklahoma Observer. His latest book, Martian Llama Racing Explained, is available at http://www.richardfricker.com.
